How many tinfoil hats should the Internet Party produce for the party faithful?
It appears that the investment in, and wearing of, tinfoil hats, is something some party members are interested in.
Should the internet party provide these free of charge?
Poll Created Sun 20 Jul 2014 6:33AM
Should the internet party give free tinfoil hats to people who want them? Closed Tue 22 Jul 2014 6:09PM
It might appeal to the vaccination/chemtrail/free electricity crowd.
Results
| Results | Option | % of points | Voters | |
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Agree | 0% | 0 | |
| Abstain | 0% | 0 | ||
| Disagree | 0% | 0 | ||
| Block | 0% | 0 | ||
| Undecided | 0% | 15 |
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0 of 15 people have participated (0%)
Marc Whinery Sun 20 Jul 2014 7:01PM
@colindavies
Wish to be or deserve to be?
Rangi Kemara Tue 22 Jul 2014 3:24AM
"Should the internet party give free tinfoil hats to people who want them?"
Only if the tinfoil was produced by energy sourced from the void.
Marc Whinery Tue 22 Jul 2014 8:08AM
I think the poll should be:
"Are aluminium foil hats as effective as tinfoil hats?"
I prefer steel tinfoil hats. Marine grade, so it doesn't rust.
Rangi Kemara Tue 22 Jul 2014 8:25AM
You could try, but the Illuminati would use HAARP to earthquake your steelfoil hat manufacturing plant into the ground.
Marc Whinery Tue 22 Jul 2014 8:10PM
Proposal closed, and I have no tinfoil hat to show for it...
sadface
Rangi Kemara Tue 22 Jul 2014 9:11PM
Lucky you didn't get one, because I heard ( therefore it must be true ) that the Freemasons had produced a secret biopolymer which they sprayed onto tinfoil hats, that contains a protein which acts as a genetic trigger to grow godless rationalism in your brain.
Colin Davies Tue 22 Jul 2014 9:15PM
@marcwhinery
pssst .. I managed to get a spare hat especially for your headsize.
Marc Whinery Tue 22 Jul 2014 10:01PM
@terangikaiwhiriake "godless rationalism"
That's either redundant or an oxymoron, depending on who you ask.
@colindavies "I managed to get a spare hat especially for your headsize."
Just because you wear "extra small" doesn't mean we all do.
Colin Davies · Sun 20 Jul 2014 6:56AM
Are you suggesting some people wish to be struck by lightning?